“Wordplay” is a documentary about crossword puzzles that fails to get its point across. You’d think contriving some abstract zen message about a subject matter as mundane as the New York Times crossword puzzle would be straightforward. You interview some docile puzzle enthusiasts, collect B-roll of them filling out their puzzles (alone) at well-lit dining room tables and bring the footage home with some light jazz music you’d expect to hear in a Pixar animated feature about the life of a Central Park bench. Round out the gentle enthusiasm of the casual players with a gaggle of competitive crossword puzzle players, which exist(!), and you’ve got the makings of a documentary that showcases a daring, subversive philosophy: take your own pace, gratify yourself, and embrace the minutiae. I am sorry to report that “Wordplay” is not a movie that understands its own tragic irony, because halfway through, I was more stressed, and confused, and angry, than I have been in a lukewarm minute.
At first, “Wordplay” seemed like a movie comfortable in its own drab skin. Black and white title card, fade to monotone voiceovers, cradled by piano keys content at a medium pace. B-roll of an NPR studio, then a park, then a diner. No one under the age of thirty to be found. I imagine a similar video is played for AARP initiates.
And you know what? I rather like this “Wordplay.” It’s charming. It simmers — not boils — in a sodium-free broth. Boring? Sure. But not pretentious. This first half emanates no sense of urgency whatsoever. It holds your hand through the world of crossword puzzles. The process. Here’s how you make a puzzle. And look, here’re people who play puzzles! And here’s why they play puzzles! Oh, joy. The best part? It’s no rush, not even when the film highlights the competitive crossword players. Ellen Ripstein, for example, a champion at the national level of crossword puzzle competition, is smiley, speaks slowly and, above all, always seems approachable. What does she think of competitive crossword puzzle play? “It’s a kind of nerdy thing,” she says, “but it’s neat.” Wow. Easily digestible. No rush. Every piece of the puzzle has its own quaint box.
What then, is frustrating about “Wordplay,” is how eagerly it abandons such an effective formula. The second half of the film focuses exclusively on the competitive side of crosswords, following the top contestants’ trials and tribulations at the national championships in Stanford, Connecticut. Drama; Suspense!; tragedy; the road to glory. Hey! Who the heck turned off all the unassuming good feelings? Bring back Bill Clinton and Bob Dole bonding over clever crossword answers! If “Wordplay” takes such a dire route this far into the film, the entire first act was effectively spent lulling me into a false sense of security. That’s betrayal.
What’s worse, after 45 minutes of tension, the competition ends, and just as quickly as it left, the light jazz and cafe philosophy picks back up. As if I’m to forget all this excitement ever happened. Just a violent daydream. The kicker? The championships arc was the most boring, impersonal part of the entire film. Yes, yes, there’s a three-way tie for first place between the country’s top players, and it’s all very tense, but these are crossword puzzles. I was just shown over thirty minutes of footage proving to me why they’re relaxing. I don’t care about the standings at all (nor the results, for that matter) and it’s this movie’s fickle attitude to blame.
If “Wordplay” wore its dullness on its sleeves it would have been a far more satisfying movie. Simple. “Jiro Dreams of Sushi,” for example, is a film about octogenarians shopping for fish and making rice in a train station. But its simplicity retains elegance. The music is slow, classical, and warm; interviews are friendly and personal; things never get too speedy. You learn to savor the minute because it is unique. (Note: no national sushi competition storyline to be found.)
Crossword puzzles — like sushi — are satisfying in relation to whoever completes them. Take your time. Get gratified. Revel. This philosophy could have been the entree, not the appetizer, in a film about crossword puzzles and it confuses me why “Wordplay” didn’t stick with it. Unfortunately the documentary, equipped with robust ideological shoring and a novel concept, couldn’t be helped to take the hint. What a downer.